Posts tagged omfg lmao.
Virginity is like a pencil because once you give it to someone you’re not getting it back
my new years resolution is 1080p
liking eggs on facebook was a good decision
The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With at a Party
boy: Girl, I can't believe how wet you are already, like, damn.
girl: That's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health. I'm not even all that turned on right now and I would prefer to go get burritos if you're down.